Mutants!

Apparently, the end of the world has had an effect on cherries. Today, I got some seemingly normal cherries, but when I opened the bag about half of them looked like this:

Poor mutant cherries. They had a rough time when the world ended.

Woohoo! We're Not Dead!

Today the world ended. But I'm still alive, and that's a good thing! Still, just in case...

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

Yes, that was a government site.

And since today is the end of the world, it's time to PARTY!!!

Mad Feathered Animals (a.k.a. Angry Birds)

Yes, it's that time of year.  May 20th, 2011.  Angry Birds Day.

http://www.rovio.com/index.php?page=angry-birds

Okay, fine, I made that up. There is no Angry Birds Day. But there is this:

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2010/10/physics-of-angry-birds/

And this:

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2010/10/does-the-angry-blue-bird-multiply-its-mass/

And, guess what? This:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703779704576074222543274268.html

Angry Birds are invading the interwebs! AAAAAAHHHHH!

One Week and Six Days Later...

Today's app store review fail of the day:

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Found a sign!!! Does it fails? OF COURSE IT DOES:

Donate money to get people sick??? Joy.

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And Now... Irony

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/irony

Chubby Kids?

Hey kids! You should drink Chubby™® Soda. It's great! Then you can become a Chubby™® kid at the Chubby™® Kids Club website and be tricked into learning stuff! And you get fed lots of propaganda!

www.chubbykidsclub.com

YUMMMM!