This post has nothing to do with elephants.

If you ever wondered what the the word stochasticity means, here's your answer:



Now go eat some grapes!

Mess'ed Up Apostrop'hes'

If you've ever had the urge to put a random apostrophe in the middle of a word then you should go to this site:

''''''''''''' http://www.apostropheabuse.com/ '''''''''''''

Oh! And here's a holy image on a receipt!

http://youtu.be/jjvy7qGzEOI

Yeah, I know those things have nothing to do with each other, but that's fine. I planned it that way. After all, this is Planned Randomne'ss.'

Just Another Post

It's just another day.
So here's another post.

Nothing particularly exciting
except this:

"New method requires no manure!"

OH MY GOSH! I'm shocked!!!!! No manure!!! AAAAAHHH!

Wooo. Mushrooms are so exciting. 

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We Need More Tissues!

Today I was looking at my labels and I realized I had only one post about tissues. That's just not right! So today's post will be a very tissuey post indeed!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facial_tissue

And if you want to buy some tissues...

http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&rh=n%3A15356241&page=1  (I've never heard of tissue shopping on Amazon but if you want to read or write reviews of tissues, this is the place to go!)

And how about a tissue game!

http://flashfabrica.com/f_game/tissue/e_facial.html (scroll down for rules and notes)

Tissues are the best thing since sliced bread! No, they're better than sliced bread!

Food of July

If you happen to be a chef or someone who just really likes food then this is the post for you!

Here are some of my food creations:

For the fourth:

Yes, that is red and blue milk. 

For a hot day:

Yummy yummy limey yummy.

Snape Cat...

I'm sure many of you have heard of Harry Potter.
And many of you have also heard of I Can Has Cheezburger.

What happens when they mix together...
DUN DUN DUUUUUUU!

This happens:
http://cheezburger.com/View/4954247936



And yes, I did write that caption.

Stars, Stripes and Selling. Part 2.

Happy 4th of July. May you waste all your money on stupid American products! Like this:

Patriotic propaganda from the bicentennial (1976) - coming right up!

Yes, because we know how much soup and ice cream represents America!

Stars, Stripes and Selling. Part 1.

It's time for some special posts to celebrate America's amazing advertising just for the 4th of July!

Here are some ads from the March 1974 issue of Better Homes and Gardens:

(Note: Lead is poisonous. You would not want it in a cup that you put your mouth on)